Decadence.

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via spontaneousfangasm)

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

(via cravingm0re)

burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

(via crystallized-teardrops)

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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(via barbarelllasilverswimsuit)

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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(via crystallized-teardrops)